solana  ·  $plz  ·  @plzdontbuy

plz
dont buy

he has been very clear about this.

contract address (please ignore) 12ocDdV3MyMi9CuMxRVdfeRqfBauJQ2Uzo53pvzpump

the warnings

in the order he gave them
  1. Smiling stick figure above the words: plz dont buy

    he asked nicely. this was the polite one.

  2. Furious stick figure with gritted teeth above the words: stoppp buying

    the extra p is how you know he's serious.

  3. Stick figure with crossed-out eyes above the words: it's 45% bundled

    he told on himself. you kept clicking.

  4. Skeptical stick figure pointing both ways above the words: volume is fake

    reviewing his own metrics. unfavourably.

  5. Smirking stick figure pointing at the viewer above the words: you are exit liquidity

    he pointed. at you. specifically you.

  6. Distressed stick figure with open hands above the words: your family needs you

    guilt. the last card he had left.

the whitepaper

complete document
no utility

he waves. that's the feature set.

no roadmap

there is nowhere he is going.

no promises

he has made exactly one statement and it was a warning.

one guy

drawn in about nine seconds. you can tell.

frequently ignored questions

asked & answered
is this a good investment?
no
what's the utility?
he waves
is it really 45% bundled?
he said what he said
when moon?
plz dont
should i buy?
absolutely not
i already bought.
why

the button

do not press it

this is the only button on the page. leave it alone.

the disclosure

he is being honest with you
Smirking stick figure above the words: dev is dumping

he's smiling in this one. that's the part that should worry you.